In case you haven’t heard, there is a new definition of “bottomless.”

Please pay before you touch because we won’t be able
to bill you later.

Accidental art? Some people just won’t admit when they have an accident. Maybe the company policy is to be 100% accident free so the driver had to quickly improvise.

Got it. Now when the office is not open, do the same rules apply?

Getting yourself into hot water takes on new meaning — literally.