Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits. - Anonymous
Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty. – John Selden
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution. – Jay Leno
New Year’s Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. – Mark Twain
A dog’s New Year’s Resolution: I will not chase that stick unless I actually see it leave his hand! – Anonymous
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! – Joey Adams
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