Some thoughts:

When is someone a candidate for “for cause” drug testing for off-the-job behavior?

What hazards would be created if this idiot made it to the highway?

Would three trips (or four) really cost that much gas?

How much does it cost to get your rear suspension completely replaced?

When will VW start building heavy duty pickup trucks?

And finally:

Who IS the guy sleeping patiently in the passenger seat?