You know it’s a bad day when:

You get to work and find a “60 Minutes” news team waiting in your office.

You turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city.

Nothing you own is actually paid for.

Your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents.

The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker.

The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.

You dig around in your purse for your iPhone, while you’re talking on it.

Your son calls you at 3 a.m., and he’s not doing a semester abroad.

You try to check in at the gym using your Starbucks Card.

The smoke detector starts beeping at 2:30 a.m. (why can’t the battery fail at 2:30 p.m.?)