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Friday Joke: Ultimate Root Cause

October 2nd, 2015 by


Mark Twain said:

Man – A creature made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.

Friday Joke: Why People Choose NOT To Use TapRooT®

July 31st, 2015 by

Here are the TOP TEN reasons why people DON’T use TapRooT® to find root causes:

10. They like the feeling of hopelessness when they can’t find a good answer.

9. They like wasting time implementing ineffective corrective actions.

8. They like visits from unhappy regulators after accidents.

7. They like doing things the hard way.

6. They always do the opposite things that the best-in-class companies are doing.

5. They like feeling unprepared when management reviews their incident investigation.

4. They like talking to unhappy clients about quality problems.

3. They like placing blame and don’t need to find root causes.

2. They like crisis management.

1. They like investigating incidents over and over again – it keeps them in practice!

Friday Joke: Enforcement NI

July 24th, 2015 by

Need to improve your enforcement? Try Terry Tate!

Friday Joke: Real Leadership…

June 12th, 2015 by

From Admiral Hyman Rickover, father of the Nuclear Navy…

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Friday Jokes: Tattoo Bad Ideas

April 24th, 2015 by

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Makes you think that tattoo shops need a spell/grammar checker! I know I need one! (Did you see all the mistakes?)

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