Category: Jokes

Friday Joke: I’ll drink to that!

November 17th, 2017 by

How’s your root cause analysis going? Learn more about how to mix one up if it’s not going well at boardroomspirits.com.

Friday Joke: An Old Nuke Navy Joke…

October 27th, 2017 by

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You may have to be a Navy Nuke to get this one…

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October 20th, 2017 by

We will continue having
lots of meetings until
we find out why no
work is getting done.

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Friday Joke: No need to take the blame…

October 6th, 2017 by

when you can share it!

Friday Joke: Texting while driving kills…

September 29th, 2017 by

please text while driving for more information.

 

Friday Joke: Today’s Special

September 8th, 2017 by

And if you can’t, well good luck to you!

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September 1st, 2017 by

Don’t be this guy!

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Friday Joke: Multi-tasking

June 30th, 2017 by

You can sometimes do this in July in Tennessee. And, hey, it’s better than “new car smell.”

Top 10 Reasons People Don’t Use TapRooT®

June 23rd, 2017 by

10. Why do a root cause analysis when you can just discipline people.

9. Job security – they want more incidents to investigate.

8. They learned a system back in the 60’s and why should they try anything new.

7. Their company has no mistakes to investigate.

6. They don’t like tapping noises.

5. They would rather use their massive brainpower.

4. They are trying to get fired.

3. They just say that everything is human error.

2. They don’t grow trees.

1. They use Spin-A-Cause.

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Friday Joke: Which book are you reading from?

June 16th, 2017 by

Even better: which book is your boss reading from?

(Credit: John Deckmann)

Friday Joke: Definition of “Killjoy”

June 9th, 2017 by

Life is too short for friends who kill the joy of denial.  Eat your fried chicken in peace and without regret.

Friday Joke: Pay the Fine

June 2nd, 2017 by

And it’s a dollar more if you skip them.

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