Category: Jokes

Friday Joke: Christmas Tree Fail

December 2nd, 2016 by

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The hipster or the poor man’s Christmas tree?

Friday Joke: How to Drive a Roundabout

November 11th, 2016 by

Life feels this way sometimes!

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Friday Joke: Do these remind you of your past performance evaluations?

November 4th, 2016 by

The British Military writes EPR’s (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people’s “206’s”….- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

  • I would not breed from this Officer.
  • This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won’t-be.
  • When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
  • He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
  • He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
  • Technically sound, but socially impossible.
  • This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope – always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
  • This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
  • When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.
  • Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
  • She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
  • He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
  • This Officer should go far – and the sooner he starts, the better.
  • In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet.
  • This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
  • The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.
  • Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

Contributed by: Bill Cleves

Friday Joke: Labels NI

September 16th, 2016 by

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Friday Joke: Are You Still Playing the Blame Game?

September 2nd, 2016 by

Elvis says: “Put the blame on me…”

Equipment Failure? No, the Sloth Did It!!

July 6th, 2016 by

Worker: But boss, I swear I didn’t shut that valve!

Boss:   Well, who do you think shut it? Aliens? Gremlins?

Apparently, it was just a sloth!


Friday Joke: Communications NI

July 1st, 2016 by

Husband: What can I do to hep make dinner?

Wife: Take this bag of potatoes, peel half of them, and put them in the pot.

RESULT

 

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