Category: Jokes

Friday Jokes: Tattoo Bad Ideas

April 24th, 2015 by

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Makes you think that tattoo shops need a spell/grammar checker! I know I need one! (Did you see all the mistakes?)

Friday Joke: Please Follow the Rules on the Sign

January 23rd, 2015 by

Violators will be rewarded! Yes!

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And don’t drink and make signs either.

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I know it will be hard, but just please try.

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Friday Joke: Donkey in the Well

January 16th, 2015 by

Donkey In The Well Story…

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. 

As the farmer’s neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! 

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.NOW ——– 

Enough of this BS . . . 

The donkey later came back and bit the the farmer who had tried to bury him.

The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY’S LESSON: When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you. 

Why not try advanced root cause analysis instead!

Friday Joke: Right Here!

January 9th, 2015 by

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Picture Taken by Ken Reed.

Friday Joke: Need Some Creativity for Your Corrective Actions? Just Think Like Jonathan Winters!

December 26th, 2014 by

 

Or you could take the Creative Corrective Actions Course prior to the 2015 TapRooT® Summit. 

Friday Jokes: Pirate Story

November 28th, 2014 by

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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.

The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?”

The pirate replies, “We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.”

“Wow!” said the seaman. “What about your hook”?

“Well”, replied the pirate, “We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off.” 

“Incredible!” remarked the seaman. “How did you get the eye patch”?

“A seagull dropping fell into my eye,” replied the pirate.

“You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?,” the sailor asked incredulously.

“Well,” said the pirate, “it was my first day with my hook”

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