Category: Jokes

Friday Jokes: Pirate Story

November 28th, 2014 by

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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.

The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?”

The pirate replies, “We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.”

“Wow!” said the seaman. “What about your hook”?

“Well”, replied the pirate, “We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off.” 

“Incredible!” remarked the seaman. “How did you get the eye patch”?

“A seagull dropping fell into my eye,” replied the pirate.

“You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?,” the sailor asked incredulously.

“Well,” said the pirate, “it was my first day with my hook”

Friday Joke: Oh Nooo….

October 31st, 2014 by

Here I thought coffee was supposed to help with the Mondays.

Oh, dear...

Friday Joke: Programmer Joke

October 17th, 2014 by

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The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

Friday Joke: Don’t We All Need One of These?

October 10th, 2014 by

This came to my e-mail account from an on-line retailer …

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Maybe it could include an optional Darth Vader voice changer?

Friday Joke: Walk Lines for Those Under the Influence?

August 22nd, 2014 by

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Or do they need better painter quality control?

Accident Causes Red Bull Flood on Florida Highway

July 9th, 2014 by

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Wildlife along I-95 got a caffein overdose when a truck caring Red Bull was involved in an accident. It may be days before they go to sleep and some worried that the animals may take programmers jobs once fully fueled on caffeine. 

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