Category: Jokes

Friday Joke: Programmer Joke

October 17th, 2014 by

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The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

Friday Joke: Don’t We All Need One of These?

October 10th, 2014 by

This came to my e-mail account from an on-line retailer …

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Maybe it could include an optional Darth Vader voice changer?

Friday Joke: Walk Lines for Those Under the Influence?

August 22nd, 2014 by

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Or do they need better painter quality control?

Accident Causes Red Bull Flood on Florida Highway

July 9th, 2014 by

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Wildlife along I-95 got a caffein overdose when a truck caring Red Bull was involved in an accident. It may be days before they go to sleep and some worried that the animals may take programmers jobs once fully fueled on caffeine. 

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