Friday Joke: Planning a Vacation?

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“A vacation is a sunburn at premium prices.” ~ Morris Fishbein

“If some people didn’t tell you, you’d never know they’d been away on a vacation.” ~ Kin Hubbard

“The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see.” ~ Anonymous

“A vacation should be just long enough that you’re boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.” ~ Anonymous

“The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation.” ~ Anonymous

“Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I’ll go over to them and say, ‘What are you doing here, you’ve never worked a day in your life!’” ~ Stephen Wright

And if a vacation is just not in the budget this year:

“Laughter is an instant vacation.” ~ Anonymous

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3 Responses to “Friday Joke: Planning a Vacation?”

  1. hahahhaa…the picture so funny…thanks for the link to funnyphotos…

  2. Sean Hiscock says:

    Vacations – the opportunity to sleep in a stranger’s bed,
    -use the same eating utensils that so many others have used,
    - wait in line to see how long you need wait in line
    - pay outrageous prices for things you hate and will throw away in few years
    - fly from NYC at 8:AM to Houston to Detroit to Atlanta to Denver to Miami to catch a ship that sails at 5:00 PM,
    - tip for lousy food and service at a restaurant,
    - charged for previous damage on the rental
    - being penalized because the hotel fooled up your reservation.
    COME ON JULY 4TH !!!!!! YAHOOOOOO
    Actually, we do enjoy our vacations very much.
    In 30+ years of travelling, these things have happened to us at one time or another. The exception is the flight plan although we have had some funny routings.
    Any problems we experienced were addressed and corrected.

  3. Andy Sides says:

    Take a vacation by car and see the U.S.A. the old-fashioned way–one tow truck at a time.

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