Friday Joke: Bumper Sticker Wisdom

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a “stop payment” on my reality check?

I won’t rise to the occasion, but I’ll slide over to it.

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Don’t force it, get a larger hammer.