July 27, 2007 | Barb Carr

Friday Joke: Get in Shape without Strenuous Exercise!

Physical exercise is good for you. We know that we should do it daily, but our bodies don’t want us to do too much, so we have worked out this program that does not require strenuous physical exercise. You are invited to use our program without charge! Like me, you may find you are already expert in many areas before you even begin! Here are the exercises in the program.

* Beating around the bush

* Jumping to conclusions

* Climbing the walls

* Swallowing your pride

* Passing the buck

* Throwing your weight around

* Dragging your heels

* Pushing your luck

* Making Mountains out of Molehills

* Hitting the nail on the head

* Wading through paperwork

* Bending over backwards

* Jumping on the bandwagon

* Balancing the books

* Running around in circles

* Eating crow

* Tooting your own horn

* Climbing the ladder of success

* Pulling out the stops

* Adding fuel to the fire

* Opening a can of worms

* Putting your foot in your mouth (advanced level)

* Starting the ball rolling

* Going over the edge

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