January 30, 2009 | Barb Carr

Friday Joke: It was so cold . . .

It was so cold . . .

hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

It was so cold . . .

the optician was giving away free ice scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses!

It was so cold . . .

Grandpa’s teeth were chattering – in the glass!

It was so cold . . .

the dogs were wearing cats!

It was so cold . . .

words froze in the air. If you wanted to hear what someone said, you had to grab a handful of sentences and take them in by the fire!

It was so cold . . .

the snowflakes froze in the air. Birds hopped from one snowflake to another to get into the trees.

It was so cold . . .

the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets!

It was so cold . . .

beauty contestants had to draw pictures of themselves for the swimsuit competition! It was the first time talent was an asset in that event!

It was so cold . . .

my mail broke when I tried to pry open the envelope!

It was so cold . . .

we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!

It was so cold . . .

UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii!

It was so cold . . .

I actually enjoyed it when someone spilled scalding hot coffee on my lap!

It was so cold . . .

Richard Simmons started wearing pants!

It was so cold . . .

my dental fillings became dislodged due to the constant shivering!

It was so cold . . .

people stopped complaining about the radioactive steam coming out of manholes!

It was so cold . . .

the muggers were phoning in sick!

It was so cold . . .

a streaker froze in mid-streak! The town council just stuck a plaque on him and pretended he was a Greek statue until spring.

It was so cold . . .

when I got sick – Mom had to give me a block of chicken soup!

It was so cold . . .

we didn’t clean the house – we just defrosted it!

It was so cold . . .

the snowman knocked on the door and asked to sleep on the couch!

If you have another description about how cold it was, feel free to share it in the comments below.

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