May 21, 2010 | Barb Carr

Friday Joke: Planning a Vacation?

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“A vacation is a sunburn at premium prices.” ~ Morris Fishbein

“If some people didn’t tell you, you’d never know they’d been away on a vacation.” ~ Kin Hubbard

“The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see.” ~ Anonymous

“A vacation should be just long enough that you’re boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.” ~ Anonymous

“The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation.” ~ Anonymous

“Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I’ll go over to them and say, ‘What are you doing here, you’ve never worked a day in your life!’” ~ Stephen Wright

And if a vacation is just not in the budget this year:

“Laughter is an instant vacation.” ~ Anonymous

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