January 6, 2012 | Mark Paradies

Friday Joke: Top 10 Reasons NOT to Attend the 2012 Global TapRooT® Summit

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I love David Letterman’s Top 10 lists. So I thought I’d write one for him. Here’s the list:

Top 10 Reason’s NOT to Attend
the 2012 Global TapRooT® Summit …

By Mark Paradies for David Letterman

10. Summit? I’m not interested in mountain climbing.   Images Right Summit Graphic-1

9. Our competition is attending. We’ll just wait and
see what they do.

8. It conflicts with my karaoke lesson.

7. There’s too much to do in Las Vegas. I get confused with too many choices.

6. People learn too much at those Summits. It might make my head explode.

5. I like freezing cold weather. I’ve heard it gets above zero in Vegas in the winter.

4. I haven’t had the shots required to travel to Las Vegas.

3. I’ve heard they have a web site and I don’t like spiders!
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2. I lost my favorite toothbrush on my last trip –
I’m not traveling again!

1. Our company is perfect. We don’t need to improve!

Want to find out more about the 2012 Global TapRooT® Summit? Here’s a link to the schedule:

http://www.taproot.com/summit.php?t=schedule

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